I was masturbating intensely in the shower/washing my hair. AND A THOUGHT SPRUNG ON ME LIKE A EARTHQUAKE ON HAITI. I want to urinate on the great wall of china. Its on my list of things to do before i die. (which while on the subject is a OSSUM idea) and BASICALLY is it illegal? DO YOU THINK CHINA EMPLOYS PEOPLE STOPPING FROM PISSING ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA?
I think probably not, from my understanding it being 5 and a half THOUSAND miles long and I think that is nearly as long as my penis. THATS PRETTY FRICKING LONG. As it was built over like 20 centurys you'd think they get pretty pissed off. BUT WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO KNOW?