Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Bare Ink

If you didnt already know Im pretty savagely radcored badass gnarlcore br00talzly inked up but is it bad that i want the same tattoo from the random slut from the beginning of the matrix.

I would look like a fag but anyone who was a true fan of the matrix would jizz their virgin scummy boxers.




I have an exam on pretty much why the universe works at a fundamental level. EURGH I WANT TO DIEEEEE WHY ARENT YOU HUGGIN ME AMY YOUR SO MEEEEEEAN

Monday, 10 January 2011

I lyk Kevin

Ive been trying to find a picture of kevin. He apprently holds the current record for the powerlifting in the GB Special olympics and swims every wednesday at the prince regent. Hes pretty hench.

I cant find a picture of him apart from the ones in this gallery

HOWEVER I did prove finally that the man in the tescos who works oppisite the prince regent is infact a gold medalist at the special olympics. He looks like a retarded version of pete. YOU KNOW WHICH PETE IM TALKING ABOUT.

SO YEAH all together todays been good.


AND I DONT THINK I FAILED MY FIRST EXAM. WIN WIN WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN

Sunday, 9 January 2011

IM SO TIRED

BUT I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON BLOGGING.




EVR.


I DO HOWEVER MISS THE LOLZ OF XZIBIHIT. IM GOING TO TRY AND WATCH EVRY PIMP MY RIDE EPISODE EVR AFTER MY EXAMS




SRY ILL FINK OF SUMTING BETTR TO BLOG ABOT 2MORO

kthxbai

Saturday, 8 January 2011

I Miss My Walrus.

I have lots of hats now. OOPZ.


But I really miss my walrus. REALLY BAD. FIND IT 4 MEEEE PURLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

Im suppose to be revising for my exam on monday but instead while unpacking I made this cheeky motherfucker




LOOK AT IT EAR


HATS FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT

Poo Beanie, Gelert Beanie, Supreme Bobble, Obey Snapback, Astros New Era, LA New Era, Norse Projects Hunter Cap, Supreme New Era, Spirt of St.Louis Vintage Hardwood New Era, Supreme Snapback, American Apparel Bobble, Obey Beanie, Nike Beanie.

HOLEY MOLEY

B3ST MOOVEE EVR

Jackass 3D is literall the best film evr made in 3D and will be the best. I hate 3D usually but this uses it the way it should be. POO VOLCANO is epic if i could get a clip of it I would but i cant find one ):

I want the 2 disc bluray collection thingy majigggggy. Even if i dont have a 3D tv


Friday, 7 January 2011

Thanks MIKE WALKER

You've put probably the most uninteresting blog which effects the least people back in business.


HELLLO EVERYONE IM AWESOME. THIS IS ALSO AWESOME










I started my revision today. I fucking hate everything ever. At least I have AMY <3

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

CBA N E M0R

No one won my competition therefore I QUIT BLOGGING. probably for like until i get bored again.


Tuesday, 4 January 2011

Lets See If Anyone Reads This

In the next 24 hours, if you say the word OSSIFICATION to me via any form of interaction I will give you a very special prize.


WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

I cant wait for the dissapointment of no-one saying it (Y)

No-one reading this isnt going to stop me. Ive done nothing today and I need to stick to my new years resolution. At least I'll Always have my companion cube and my spudnik



Today was my first day of revision and all I got done was NOTHING. Apart from this very awesome video. meh I dont know how to link to facebook videos but ITS SOMEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

Gonna Cycle Across Japan

COZ ME AND ORFY ARE DAY BOAWS




1500km Trip. EAZY DOZ IT SON

Monday, 3 January 2011

Tineeeeeee Tineeeeeee Octo Puss



I Also Like This Man A Lot; Charles 'Krazy Horse' Bennett. I wish I saw His Fights First Time Round

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Im Going To Oslo, And I Want This Film To Be Real

Oslo is a go go with my lady friend, i Just decided. Everyone already thinks im from there anyway.

Its gonna be sicccccccccccccck, Im gonna savage it up north in the snow and see the northern lights (maybe? i dont actually know how north they are)

This film looks AWESOMEEEEEEEEE, I hope its real









I knows its only the second of January BUT IM STILL DOOIN MY REZOLUUTION WOOT WOOT.

AMYS BACK

Saturday, 1 January 2011

5 Favourite Youtubez

My favourite youtube videos from 2010, Either impressive, funny, or just plain awesome these are the best youtube videos of 2010 in my OPINION

5. Gymkhana 3 by Ken Block

No-one drive shit like Ken Block. This is the 3rd video in the gymkhana video and searching for the best track for the video in the world definatly paided off i think i watched this video like 10 times haha.

4.Realistic CGI by Alex Roman

This shit is unreal, all CGI but I swear if they used this in games I woudnt use RL at ALL.

3.Old Spice Advert by Isaiah Mustafa

Not just the original but all the replies to the comments and even the remix by relmvison, the whole advertising scheme was very impressive.

2.Upular (Disney Remix) by Pogo

This is my favourite remix by Pogo but all the things he remixes are fucking intense. I want more of themmmmmm

1.Breakfast Fortress by EpicMealTime

This is the best video of the year for me by far, it changed my life hahah. Not just this but there all channel not one of there videos isnt awesome. The fact they only started in october in 2010 they got quite big. AND THERE FROM CANADA. Thats basically a disability so congratulations EpicMealTime. I love you.

My New Idol - The Worlds Biggest Bad Ass Mexican

I've decided There WAS a mix up at my birth and this is my actual dad




I WISH, Danny Trejo is a legend as a kid he was addicted to drugs, robbed banks and serve 12 years in prison. IN MEXICO thats like the same as spending 1000years in a pussy filled english prison. While he was there he gained two different boxing titles in two separate weight classes and now after rehabilitation he's one of the biggest grind-house stars after his main role in Machete.

Other things I've loved him in; Death Race 2, Breaking Bad, King of The Hill, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto,The Devils Rejects, xXx,

Him being my dad would explain how fucking awesome I am, and how i love Mexican food.

I don't agree with all of this video, what he deserves is like a fucking high five and to be president of the world or some shit. but most of the film gets my point across








¡Feliz Año Nuevo!