Now I still dont really understand the full meaning of the title of this post, In the first Blade film Blade (Wesley Snipes (Legend)) Says it before killing "La Magra". WHAT RELEVANCE DOES ICE SKATING HAVE TO DO WITH VAMPIRES.
Talking to some ASSOCIATES of mine it probably just means "Someone is always trying to do the impossible" because fair enough you probably cant ice skate uphill. BUT YOU CANT GET A HILL OF ICE, IT NEARLY ALWAYS GOING TO BE FLAT DUE TO IT BEING FROZEN WATER. WHICH IS A LIQUID.
I dont really care that much, I kinda liked it. He says alot of funny things through-out the three films which I have recently sat down and watched.
Thinking about all the other amazing things wesley snipes has done, the other movies he's been in. I love him.
NOT AS MUCH AS YOU AMY. GAWD BEFORE YOU START GETTING IM NOT IN YOUR BLOG ENOUGH.
Its true, The newest POWER PLAYA in the wise wordz game is COTTAGE CHICKEN. I Walk with as little as 1 POUND AND 99 PENCE and get 2 PIECES OF CHICKEN CHIPS AND ADVICE THAT WILL LAST A LIFE TIME.
Thats fucking value, the advice can be seen here with a link below because this blog is shit.
Other thingz Iv done 2day. I made a fire for agessssssssszzzzzzzz because im a manly man with HUGE (tiny) BALLS. However now I/my whole room smell like the balrogz anus. SMOKEY
Im also misssssssin my bottom bitch AFC. Much Love. No Doubt. <3
EURGH I WANT IT TO BE THE 5th of NOVEMBER NOW. For SO many reasonzzzzz
Thank you DonnerKebab Barikan (?) for making me relise im the best blogger in the whole universe.
SO LETS GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF DA TINGZ.
Iz do not lyk UNIverCITY. Its shit. To keep me busy I have not 1 but TWO new shows to watch.
'BEING TERRY KENNEDY' on BET TV, and 'THE WALKING DEAD' coming to FX in november but im ultra mega anti-n00b pro and have already seen the first and franK Ali awesome episode.
Im looking forward to it, a weekly zombie series? WHAT COULD BE BETTER. Maybe a show following the life of 'COMPTON ASS-TERRY'. Nah but its still pretty good. I prefer him back in the VIVA LA BAM DAYS. He's tooo serious to be compton ass anymore.
Other things in my very boring life.....I GOT A TATTOO. Now I KNOW FOR A FACT YOUR THINKING what has been added to the collection of geekest tattoo's ever. WELL AMY'S NAME. YEAH I DID IT. IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM SUCK ON MY TINY (hey its cold okay) BALLS.
Apart from that I do nothing in my life apart from miss amy and sit in a tiny room doing nothing. AND THAT IS WHY I am blogging, no-one reads this but it takes a few minutes of my long shitty day to think of the literal shit on put on the internet.
3 Fthings, TOULOUSE. EUROPA. PORTHTOWAN. ANd Most Importantly AMY FUCKKING FLORENCE GERTRUDE CARROLL.
M0ar pl0x thx.
I went all around europe and found a new love for mayonnaise (Im the new Toshiro Hijikata), sausage, not drinking carbonated drinks and EUROPEAN PEOPLE. I know, I surprised myself.
I am also a fan of ROB DYDREK'S FANTASY FACTORY. itz da best tveez evAR
I love amy, its been a year and 13 days. BEST 378 days ever YOU WANKERZZ. Im really going to be with her forever. ALSO IM AN AWESOME DnB ARTIST
Sooooo its been sunny for a while now and i havent had time/care to blog recently, IVE BEEN GETTING AHEAD. So I can waste hundreds of hours of my life (hopefully) on final fantasy XIII. GONNA JIZZ
However did get some time to hang with my bro willis, and spy some some sexy ass chicks. i.e AMY and um I got nothing soz.
I did a lot of quantum mechanics todayyy, then i went to the gym so i could train up to the level of a wookie, my stealth abs are like ARGHHHHH. Winnn Winnn Winnn
According to urban dictionary, For The Loss (or French The Llama?!)
BUT I DONT LIKE IT, I WANT FOR THE LOLZ AS AN OFFICIAL MEANING.
I may have to add a definition to urban dictionary.
Looker more into the internet;
For The Love Fuck That LMAO Fuck The Lower Fuck Their Life Faster Than Lightning/Light Follow Through Laughing (ew?) Flip The Laptop Fuck The Law (queer)
FOR THE LOLZ
WIN. But I Didn't think there were so many, its not somethign i can say in the conversation and not cause confusion.
Gameplay is like savage awesome with the duel wielding, story line is involving and exciting (however still no-where good as the first). The only problem was the length, I got the game at 9 in the morning and finished in on hard by 3 in the afternoon.
SHAAAAAAAAAME. But I Don't mind.
Multi-player is a fucking challenge though and will keep me happy for a while ;)
However I might play the first again for its little funny things.
I was masturbating intensely in the shower/washing my hair. AND A THOUGHT SPRUNG ON ME LIKE A EARTHQUAKE ON HAITI. I want to urinate on the great wall of china. Its on my list of things to do before i die. (which while on the subject is a OSSUM idea) and BASICALLY is it illegal? DO YOU THINK CHINA EMPLOYS PEOPLE STOPPING FROM PISSING ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA?
I think probably not, from my understanding it being 5 and a half THOUSAND miles long and I think that is nearly as long as my penis. THATS PRETTY FRICKING LONG. As it was built over like 20 centurys you'd think they get pretty pissed off. BUT WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO KNOW?
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