Saturday, 30 October 2010

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Now I still dont really understand the full meaning of the title of this post, In the first Blade film Blade (Wesley Snipes (Legend)) Says it before killing "La Magra". WHAT RELEVANCE DOES ICE SKATING HAVE TO DO WITH VAMPIRES.

Talking to some ASSOCIATES of mine it probably just means "Someone is always trying to do the impossible" because fair enough you probably cant ice skate uphill. BUT YOU CANT GET A HILL OF ICE, IT NEARLY ALWAYS GOING TO BE FLAT DUE TO IT BEING FROZEN WATER. WHICH IS A LIQUID.

I dont really care that much, I kinda liked it. He says alot of funny things through-out the three films which I have recently sat down and watched.

Thinking about all the other amazing things wesley snipes has done, the other movies he's been in. I love him.

NOT AS MUCH AS YOU AMY. GAWD BEFORE YOU START GETTING IM NOT IN YOUR BLOG ENOUGH.

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Cottage Chicken Saved My Life

Its true, The newest POWER PLAYA in the wise wordz game is COTTAGE CHICKEN. I Walk with as little as 1 POUND AND 99 PENCE and get 2 PIECES OF CHICKEN CHIPS AND ADVICE THAT WILL LAST A LIFE TIME.


Thats fucking value, the advice can be seen here with a link below because this blog is shit.





LINK HERE

Other thingz Iv done 2day. I made a fire for agessssssssszzzzzzzz because im a manly man with HUGE (tiny) BALLS. However now I/my whole room smell like the balrogz anus. SMOKEY

Im also misssssssin my bottom bitch AFC. Much Love. No Doubt. <3

EURGH I WANT IT TO BE THE 5th of NOVEMBER NOW. For SO many reasonzzzzz

kthxbai

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

IM BACK

Thank you DonnerKebab Barikan (?) for making me relise im the best blogger in the whole universe.

SO LETS GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF DA TINGZ.

Iz do not lyk UNIverCITY. Its shit. To keep me busy I have not 1 but TWO new shows to watch.

'BEING TERRY KENNEDY' on BET TV, and 'THE WALKING DEAD' coming to FX in november but im ultra mega anti-n00b pro and have already seen the first and franK Ali awesome episode.

Im looking forward to it, a weekly zombie series? WHAT COULD BE BETTER. Maybe a show following the life of 'COMPTON ASS-TERRY'. Nah but its still pretty good. I prefer him back in the VIVA LA BAM DAYS. He's tooo serious to be compton ass anymore.

Other things in my very boring life.....I GOT A TATTOO. Now I KNOW FOR A FACT YOUR THINKING what has been added to the collection of geekest tattoo's ever. WELL AMY'S NAME. YEAH I DID IT. IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM SUCK ON MY TINY (hey its cold okay) BALLS.

Apart from that I do nothing in my life apart from miss amy and sit in a tiny room doing nothing. AND THAT IS WHY I am blogging, no-one reads this but it takes a few minutes of my long shitty day to think of the literal shit on put on the internet.

BOOOM. LETS ENJOY COMPTON ASS BACK IN THE DAYZ